Dentist or Devil? Definitely Devil!!!!

Iwanted to start this blog with a bang, a metaphorical one. A start which would make people ( Pardon me, coz using the term 'People' makes it seem like a 1000 pple r gonna start reading my blog 4rm 2mrw, but, you nevr know.....lol) i wantd a bang that would make pple sit up and take notice, but then, I realized that the only 'Bang', that I have been experiencing lately has been the the 'Bang', when the forcep of the dentist is hit against my my teeth, so I decided to start my blog with a bang, literally!!!! Going to a dentist can really be misleading, you go there expecting a dentist to prescribe some cream or a few tablets without too much fusss, but trust me, i mean it, trust me, nuthin can prepare you for the painful interior decoration that dentists undertake inside your mouth. You actualy start beleiving that your mouth is not your mouth anymore, its a solar system, and yopur tongue is the rocky base where one after another, unsual jets, i mean dentists tools keep landing just to explore the terrain. first comes the irrigator, which sounds like any earthly deodrant, but tastes like a dish from mars, then comes a red hot forcep which is thrust onto your tooth and actually makes your mouth smell like a melting volcano, then comes the tiny little devil, some paper needle which makes you cringe with pain, it is like a space ship with spikes, which prick your gums and make you beleive that suffering a heart attack would be better. Hve u ever imagined, what wud you do if u were had 2 selct between a devil and a dentist? I hve, and my answer is defnitely the devil!!!! How worse can a devil get? He mite drink your blood, cut you into pieces, put you into a coffin or grill you like a sandwich, but the devil definitely wont treat your gums like a soalr landing surface where he lands a space ship with spikes. It is beleieve that one shoudl never be hit around the lower body as it hurts the most there, but guys beleive me, when a dentists with his weapons battles inside your mouth, there is only one place where it hurts the most, GUMSSSSSSSS!!!!